Real-life Motherhood Moments!

…Because there’s just too much real life not to share.

Me, to son: Dude, you’re not wearing underwear.
Him, loftily: I don’t follow the laws of my fellow man.

Son: Dad, what year were you born again?
Dad: 1979.
Son, repeating to self: 1879.
Dad: *19*79, Bud.

 

Sung at the top of my children’s lungs in my house (where no doubt it is most effective), to the tune of “Wheels on the Bus”:
I know a song that will get on your nerves,
get on your nerves,
get on your nerves.
I know a song that will get on your nerves!
And this is how it goes… (repeat)

Pray for me, people.

 

 

Check out the last few slices of real motherhood here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. Feel free to add your own real-life moments in the comments section! You might also enjoy 25 Ways it is Okay to Fail as a Mom.

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