Real-life Motherhood Moments!

…Because there’s just too much real life not to share.


Me: Okay, you two have an extra chore together. You’re fighting like cats and dogs.

Daughter: Okay, but I’m the dog!

Son: NO! I’M the dog!


Son, as we put away dinner: Mom, I’ll take your hands off.

Dad: Son, I’m pretty sure you mean, “I’ll take that off your hands”…?


Me to oldest son, after dinner with guests: Would you please help me by picking up all the kids’ plates?

Him: No, I don’t think their moms would want that. That would deprive them of character, Mom.

Me: Pick up the plates.


Check out the last few slices of real motherhood here, here, here, and here. Feel free to add your own real-life moments in the comments section! You might also enjoy 25 Ways it is Okay to Fail as a Mom.

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